February 2012
“Queer doesn’t mean “don’t label me,” it means “I am naming myself.” It means...”
– What Queerness Means to Me | Tranarchism (via doxian)
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Cis-Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Cis-Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
I changed the "Man" to "cis-man" to make it more accurate.
sophisticatedmisery replied to your photoset: Blargh! I promise to you all that I am not trying…
sooo pretty. so so so so pretty.
=3 Thank you! *blush*
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I can't find the charger for my camera
So if I decide I want to be vain and face spam you all again, they will have to be from my phone. Here I was hoping I could actually get some nice self portraits in…
i am fat: Fat Fetish →
i—am—fat:
Fat fetishists are always so desperate to hear how happy we are to be fat—and we’re never allowed to have an off day or to feel down or ugly without it being some serious commentary on our “Confidence” level and how sexy we are—and, honestly, it seems to me that that says more about fat fetishists…
"If you were my girlfriend..." finish it in my...
straightedgejuggalo:
cannabiiscuit:
DO IT<3
This could be funny. I love hypothetical stuff.
glamydia:
a prerequisite for dating me is writing an essay how pretty i am in no less than 800 words using MLA formatting and including quotes from the text provided
I much prefer the APA format.
bah-bah-blacksheep:
catieissomethingcreative replied to your post: Welp, can’t find a men’s dress shirt to fit over…
Lemme see dem tittehs
Sighhhhh only for you.
Happy, you crazed beast? Nothing you haven’t seen before
I cherish this crazy person.
jpegartifacts:
The gay agenda:
wake up
pray that Rick Santorum becomes gay
push straight people who are riding bikes off of their bikes
have gay lunch
go for a gay walk in the gay park
go to gay work and make gay money
go gay shopping
buy gay things
have gay dinner
pray that America will be destroyed
watch a gay television programme on a gay television set
go to sleep
have gay...
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When you find out that your followers follow each...
haha-l-m-a-o:
forshitsandgigggles:
Laugh, Scroll, Repeat.
Person: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Person: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Person: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
