bureaubaggins:

dignified-and-old:

baruchobramowitz:

Behold the most disgustingly aggressive display of Americanness

I’m just picturing some dude sitting at the dinner table, his assault rifles propped up in the other chairs
"Can you pass the salad, Mom?" he asks the AK-47, but she doesn’t pass the salad
She never passes the salad

"Hey Mom, can you pass the salad?"




"You always do this to me, Mom."

bureaubaggins:

dignified-and-old:

baruchobramowitz:

Behold the most disgustingly aggressive display of Americanness

I’m just picturing some dude sitting at the dinner table, his assault rifles propped up in the other chairs

"Can you pass the salad, Mom?" he asks the AK-47, but she doesn’t pass the salad

She never passes the salad

"Hey Mom, can you pass the salad?"

"You always do this to me, Mom."

(via cultofthepigeon)

haiku-d2:

So I am currently writing the greatest crossover in history!

(via thewigmonsters)

elizathornb3rry:

the best cross over in the history of ever

(via somenerdyguy)

la-baguette-skelly:

Ooh is that another cute little ghost to drag? 

la-baguette-skelly:

Ooh is that another cute little ghost to drag? 

(via cultofthepigeon)

jennaraaawrxoxx:

dunshua:

if u think teenage girls are crazed and hormonal and irrational you should see what happens when you tell a grown ass man “no”

I brought this up to my mom recently and my brother overheard and he was like “NO, WOMEN ARE FUCKING PSYCHOS” and I kind of just looked at my mom like point proven.

(via fatgirlopinions)

reblog if you ARE PANSEXUAL, support PANSEXUALS, or are a TINY SLUG who BREATHES FIRE

did-you-kno:

George Clooney spends the money he earns from his Nespresso commercials on a satellite that spies on Sudan President and war criminal Omar al-Bashir.  Source

did-you-kno:

George Clooney spends the money he earns from his Nespresso commercials on a satellite that spies on Sudan President and war criminal Omar al-Bashir. Source

plantbot:

as a skinny person, you are catered to and you don’t even realize it. did you ask for that? no and i understand that. but you will never cry your eyes out in a dressing room because even the largest size doesn’t fit. you will never deal with rejection from a guy solely because of your weight. you are socially accepted.

is any kind of body shaming disgusting? yes. but please don’t act like you’d rather be fat. 

(via locsgirl)

claireisrad:

huntreskates:

THIS IS SO SICK

claireisrad:

huntreskates:

THIS IS SO SICK

(via pump6)

theunicornkittenkween:

LEMONGRAB, MY LOVE!

(via snorlaxsbro)

sprittytinkles:

Holy shit I was on the news?!?!

(via lostinarainbow)

locsgirl:

digg:

"FOR WHEN THE MOON IS PUNISHING YOU" (The Mary Sue)

I WANT THESE.

How come the U.S. doesn’t have merchandise like this?